He played his college ball at the University of Wisconsin, he's got a sweet outside touch, and he's got a face only a mother and lovers of lovably ugly faces could love. He's one of those no fess, no mess players that you're proud to have on your team because he gets the shiz done without coming off as a gigantic salad eater.
I used to kind of like Tony Parker, and he definitely deserved his spot on this year's All-Star team, but I'm over it until maybe he gets traded or something. The Spurs, his gay Frenchness, Eva "Dogface" Longoria, and some questionable plays this series have shaken my approval of him.
It takes a special player to rise above the disgusting cesspool that is the Spurs organization, and as of now, only ol' "Dirty Dog" Finley makes the grade.
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