Sen. Herb Kohl (D-Wisc.), team owner of the Milwaukee Bucks basketball franchise, commissioned the construction of what he is calling a "Robo-Yi" to take the place of recent Bucks' draft pick Yi Jianlian should the Chinaman refuse to play for the ball club.
Kohl has committed his considerable financial resources to the project, vowing not to "let the Chinese run [his] team, nor [his] life." Robo-Yi will feature joints that rotate 360 degrees, laser-guided jump shot capabilities, extendable forearms, rocket-Nikes, and many other "amazing robo-features" not yet disclosed, according to Kohl.
In the event that real-life Yi ultimately chooses to play for Milwaukee, the Senator plans to use Robo-Yi as his personal servant.
Robo-Yi (artist's rendering)
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