Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Andrew Bogut Has Become A Man

According to Joseph Campbell, in certain ancient cultures, a boy became a man when he earned his name.
Watch the first 3 minutes of this video- until you peek at the backside.
I think Bogut might have just earned his Stimmnamme, or "true name".
It's not clear, however, what it should be. Here are a few suggestions: "The Ratt"? "Conviktt"? "Boy with a Horse's Dick"? "Necklace"? "Railroader"? "Jailyard"? "Stockyard"? "Lifer"? "The Parolee"? "Donkeyer"? "Our Clansman"? "Moron"? "Rape Crisis"? "The Swimma"? "Pure White"? "Dingleberry"? "Trasher"? "Trash-head"? "Human Trash"? "The Filthy Rubbisher"? "The Shitty Junker"?

Give some suggestions. Also, you should make it so Steve can post.

p.s. some more Yi shit.

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